Little Red Riding Hood requested a Skype session as quickly as possible.🏃‍♀️She rushed around the room, wringing her hands and periodically disappearing from the screen. Because of this, the Owl jumped up, trying to look into the inside of the monitor. She had never seen Little Red Riding Hood in such excitement. “I was on a business trip,” began Little Red Riding Hood from somewhere in the back of the room. Only a bright red blooming Anthurium in a brown pot looked at the Owl from the windowsill. - Almost all week. She was responsible for organizing corporate training and also led some of it. We had to return on Friday evening. – the flower continued to broadcast. 🏵️The hat looked into the lens for a couple of seconds and went on the next round around the room.-I worked like Papa Carlo for five days, there was no time to eat or go to the toilet, I barely made it. No, it’s not that I didn’t like it, it was interesting. I even got pleasure from doing something completely unknown before. Just five days of 12 hours of hard work: prepare a presentation, organize a room, equipment, handouts, interesting speakers, in general, by Friday evening I had difficulty understanding my name. - The cap finally stopped in front of the camera and now three buttons on the cornflower blue blouse were looking at the Owl. 👀 - But it’s all over, a group photo, thanks, hugs and I’m already on my way to the train... Well, as I’m walking, I’m slowly moving towards it: I’m swinging my suitcase with one hand , in the second there is cake and flowers - gratitude from the participants, a computer over the shoulder, and a backpack with documents and a wallet behind the back. I only had to walk a bit: along the platform to the carriage. - Cap sat down on the corner of the chair and looked with wide eyes. 😮 - I’m walking and thinking: “It’s late, the platform is almost empty, and I have a backpack with my license and wallet on my back. There is not a lot of money there, the rights are just there. Now someone will sneak up and steal.” - This is me walking and thinking, can you imagine? - Riding Hood turned to the screen. - .... Uh-huh.. - Owl confirmed her presence. 🦉 - But she’s simply not able to do anything. I’ll listen to the steps, I decided. I walk, I can barely move my legs, and someone is also following me. And then, just like that, the steps stopped. I immediately turn around because I’m worried about my rights. Aaaaam! - Riding Hood's eyes widened like the door of an airplane after an 8-hour flight, she jumped up and rushed off again, shouting something that was not very clear: - Gypsy! - The cap switched to ultrasound and appeared in the line of sight. - And in her hands she has my wallet with my license, and behind my back my backpack is unfastened! - And? - The owl also jumped up from her chair and greedily clung to the screen. 😯 - I hit her over the head with flowers, then with cake, then I realized that I was only decorating. Swung it and let’s hit her with the bag with the computer. Screaming obscenities that are not very logical: “I’ll kill you, s-kaaa!” Police, help, a man is being killed.” 👩‍✈️-What about the gypsy? – Owl asked intrigued, imagining this scene in detail. “It’s okay, he’s standing there, he’s enduring.” She was probably in shock. She began to come to her senses only when I grabbed her by the breasts with one hand, shaking her, screaming, and with the other I searched her pockets, turning them inside out: suddenly she stole something. She began to show me the rest of her pockets, unlock it and spit. That’s when I came to my senses and put her on the ground. 💪 - And before that? - And before that, it seemed to me that I picked her up and shook her above the ground, searched her, and beat her with whatever I could. Then I checked my things, swore at her and went to my carriage. I sat down in the compartment, luckily there was no fellow traveler, and I roared... Ewww.. - Yeah... - The owl also exhaled. - What a story! How can I help you? - You understand, I beat this gypsy with such pleasure, because I could have killed her if I had the strength. And she could poke me with a knife and run away. In general, I was afraid of my reaction. It’s good that everything worked out, but everything could have turned out differently... - Did I understand correctly that you enjoyed this contact and carnage? - Yes! – Riding Hood almost shouted. “This is not normal!” “Why…” the Owl began to think. – You defended your property in every way available to you and won. The question is why