Author: Vitaly Pichugin Source: http://www.nlplife.ru/ He thought he had found her. She knew he was caught. High feelings, mixed with simple interests and wild sex, suddenly led to the creation of a family. The philosophical question - is there life after marriage - arose in full force in the newly created happy family. First, her mother-in-law showed her poisonous essence. She stated that she had previously been against this marriage, and now the family happiness of the “rejected” is only possible through her corpse. • The son-in-law was already ready to take a step towards family happiness, but his wife dissuaded him, after all, this is his mother, and she would not wish anything bad. Well, good, the couple thought at the family council under the covers. Let mom live in the next room since she came. But trouble does not come alone. The money ran out unexpectedly and, it seems, forever. The evil who arrived in the form of a mother-in-law decided to do good, buy food and feed her daughter, emaciated from immense sex, well. The mother-in-law cooked from morning until evening, and separately, one thing for the wife, another for the husband. For the first, so that it grows and blossoms, for the second, so that it dies. • The husband is deep in thought. His salary began to be spent on preparing a swamp potion, with the aim of killing the head of the family, that is, him. Refused to eat. In vain. He would have died calmly, in light, short-lived pain. And my mother-in-law was offended. She tried to resolve the conflict kindly, poking her ungrateful son-in-law into the plate with her muzzle, like an unreasonable kitten. She dipped her finger into the food and licked it with pleasure. After such manipulations, it is impossible to refuse to take the potion. But the husband was a moron, stubbornly did not open his lips and waved him off with his hands. The wife teamed up with her mother against her husband. That's right, she has lived with her mother since childhood, and with her husband for only a month. Logical? She happily devoured her own separate food, reproaching her husband for not respecting her mother’s work. The husband realized that two against one is not fair, but remember, trouble does not come alone, the main adventures began unexpectedly. Sex is an intimate matter, and sounds in panel houses spread as if there were no walls at all. The mother-in-law is just behind that wall that doesn’t seem to exist, and the wife can’t be with her mother. The husband demanded privacy in the bathroom and to wash himself at the same time. But there is no romance anymore. It is difficult to practice the Kama Sutra between the toilet and the washing machine, trying not to touch the shower stall with protruding parts of your body. The wife accused her husband of perversion and a desire to deliberately annoy her mother. Sex should be a pleasure, and not to spite your beloved mother-in-law. In the process of long and diplomatic negotiations, the wife agreed to have sex when her mother was in the store. The fact is that mom doesn’t go shopping in the evenings, and the newlyweds are at work during the day. That is, there will be no sex. This misfortune completely deprived the young man of the meaning of living together with two women, who in the evenings discussed the shortcomings of the husband they had inherited. Moreover, the mother-in-law turned out to be a clairvoyant, who confirmed that she was right with words - and I, daughter, told you, told you... My husband decided to evacuate. But there was one problem, the apartment belonged to him. Agree, it would be stupid to run away from your home, and most importantly, where? I decided to visit a friend for a week. Maybe everything will work out, he thought. And a week later he will open the door of his apartment and see his wife sobbing from loneliness and an empty place where his mother-in-law nested. A week later, in a festive mood, the young man walked up to the door of his apartment and stuck the key into the door lock, and nothing. The castle was different. The husband through the door appealed to the conscience of his faithful wife, demanding to let him back in, but from behind the door came the voice of his mother-in-law, who said that since he left, it means he abandoned him, since he abandoned him, it means you don’t love him, and since you don’t love him, why are you stopping? The vocabulary of obscene expressions could not describe the experiences of the unfortunate homeless man. He realized that his family quickly dissolved due to the fact that he was kicked out for not visiting his home for a week. The young man immediately ran to the magistrate's court and filed for divorce. A.