Author's note: Warning: This article contains only “bad advice.” Don't follow them! The author herself does not drink and encourages others to abstain. Excessive alcohol consumption is harmful to your health. You do not need to call the bartender to make an appointment. The bartender will not impose conditions on the number and duration of your meetings. The bartender will not demand that you show up to meetings sober. You cannot be late for the bar. If You don’t have enough time to express your problem; you can talk for three or four hours. Many bars are open until the last customer. The bartender does not have secret power over people, and therefore communication with the bartender cannot ruin your life, cause pain, inflict mental wounds, destroy your family and cause irreparable changes in your life. If you promised the bartender to come on Saturday, but don’t show up, the bar won’t fine you. If you want to meet the bartender right now, it’s possible: there are many bars, they are open every day, some even around the clock. The bartender will never advise you to go to another bar. If you want to go to a bar with your husband , wife, parents or friends - you do not need to coordinate this with the bartender. You can go to a large number of bartenders, and no one will object. There are no ethical restrictions on sex with a bartender. Sex with a bartender does not interfere with the process of visiting a bar. The bartender will not set the rules for your communication and offer to sign a contract. The bartender does not see right through you. The bartender does not want to extract money and energy from you. At the bar you can: communicate with the bartender, with other people, drink and eat, dance, even read a book if you're a nerd. Lots of pleasures in one! Bartenders, in general, are nice people. And the trump card: communication with the bartender is absolutely free! You only pay for drinks.