From the author: Happy New Year everyone! On holidays - it’s better only with humor)) Anti-training by Natalia Ladyzhets How to do everything possible to not pass the upcoming session Do not go to classes at all. Come only for the test or an exam. Don’t show up for the exam either, but hand in your record book. Always be late. To be remembered, never be less than an hour late. When you’re late, walk in with a loud exclamation of “Hello everyone!”, on the way to the back row talking about the enchanting circumstances of being late, actively and sweepingly gesturing. Always keep your mobile phone on with a bravura ringtone. Always answer all calls loudly, so that classmates who are bored at the lecture can wake up and follow your conversation with interest. Never take off your outerwear in the classroom. Have It seems that nothing prohibitive was said about the lower ones. Dress exclusively in dirty or provocative clothes. Sit only “on Kamchatka”. Otherwise, how will you have time to tell your story of being permanently late? If there are no seats, find a suitable one in the next classroom, not forgetting to take a certificate from the “stranger” teacher stating that you were definitely sitting on the other side of the wall of the classroom indicated in your schedule. Absolutely not take notes on lectures: a) stupid teachers, b) teachers who “read” stupid subjects, c) given in a stupid university, city, country... Imitate taking notes on lectures, do it in a stormy and shocking way. Always answer notes and questions from all classmates during the lecture , especially those sitting in other rows. If they don’t ask anything, ask questions and write notes yourself, with the same distant routing. When communicating with the audience, do not forget to stare at the teacher with a piercing, unblinking gaze, previously rehearsed. Make sure to constantly maintain feedback with the teacher, intensively nodding at the end of every sentence and wearing a Hollywood smile. Remember about your gaze, which must remain unblinking. At the end of the lecture, immediately start from your “kamchatka” and until the end of the break, do not let the teacher leave the audience, asking endless stupid questions, reading them loudly from a list prepared at home. If you still came to the lecture, and even ahead of schedule - during the break, quickly give your classmates an idea where everyone should go right now. Stay a leader. Give the teacher the opportunity to fully enjoy the absolute silence in the classroom.· If all the previous is not relevant, because... you are not familiar with the schedule and do not know the teacher by sight, urgently look for him on social networks, actively get acquainted, competently answer all Badoo questions on Facebook like: can he have sex in the elevator, and you will certainly be happy! Do not doubt!