The surest signs in life are the signs on the door. They often contain useful information that we can use. Information should be treated carefully and with respect. From the banal and simple: 1) We approach the door. We need "Accounting". Without reading the sign we enter the room. We are looking for Mrs. Valentina Sergeevna, we find her, we do not specify her last name. We begin to find out what exactly needs to be changed in the contract in order for payment to be received as quickly as possible. We see a complete lack of understanding on the part of Valentina Sergeevna. We remind her about our contract, the need to sign it as quickly as possible, and the importance of timely payment. And again we see a complete misunderstanding of Valentina Sergeevna. It turns out that Valentina Sergeevna is not Ivanova, but Petrova. And among other things, she is not an accountant, but a lawyer. And the sign on their door says “Lawyers”... 2) We approach the door. We check the inscription - “Dentist”. We really need to see a doctor, really a dentist. We are almost happy knocking on the door... BUT: a) the doctor’s appointment is strictly by appointment (the notice on the door says this, which we lost sight of) b) the doctor is having lunch right now (his working hours schedule is hanging nearby) Of course You can spend the rest of lunch time - half an hour - walking near the door and knocking on it. And then, when the door opens, you find out that in order to get an appointment you need to make an appointment... But you can pay attention to useful information. 3) We approach the door. We check the inscription - "Reception". We have confirmed the appointment time in advance. We made an appointment. We arrived a little early. We are waiting for the secretary to call us. We wait... we wait... But the secretary still doesn’t call us and doesn’t call us. We knock and find out when they will call us?.. It turns out that Ivan Ivanovich is on sick leave and it will be possible to get to him only next week. This is what the secretary and napsiano informs all inquirers about in the announcement on the door. And for starters, a completely psychological story... 4) A man comes to a psychologist and complains that he constantly has the same dream. I'm already exhausted. He dreams that he is walking down the street late at night, home. Bandits attack him. He manages to fight them off and runs away. They run after him. He runs into the house, runs up the stairs, along the corridor, sees the door... tries to open it... He fails. He pushes her with his shoulder. He kicks her. He hits it with his fists. He hits his head. Everything is in vain. The bandits overtake him and severely beat him. He wakes up screaming. The psychologist recommends that he take a closer look at the door. At the next consultation, the man describes in detail the door, which he carefully examined and memorized. It turns out that there is some kind of sign on the door. The psychologist recommends taking a closer look and trying to read the inscription. A satisfied, well-rested client comes to the next consultation and states: Thank you! There was a sign on the door that said “TO YOURSELF.” If you have interesting stories about signs and signs, tell them!