Women write long letters to a sexologist, worry about their unfemininity, and blame all their problems on her. “My husband left me. I'm not feminine enough. I write, and tears flow,” I read in another letter. And these tears of unfemininity flow so often that I became unbearably interested in finding out what kind of myth this is in society about a true woman. I went to Google “to be a woman means...” Of course, the search for such a query bothered me with its stupidity - it seemed to me that I was looking for something like “where is the party’s gold.” But what won’t you do for the sake of my crying unfeminine ones? The results - dozens, hundreds of articles about what a “real woman” is - simply killed me at point-blank range. A woman’s view (quotes from authors read by hundreds of thousands of subscribers): “A man needs this all the time to do something, and it’s enough for a Woman to just be.” Eh? What's it like? My shoulders straightened. Now I know exactly what to answer my husband when he asks for something or offers something: “What? To the grocery store? Here's another! Go alone. It’s enough for me to just be.” Further: “A woman’s purpose is to give love. And inspire your man. And don’t demand anything in return.” I have one living in my building who doesn’t demand anything in return - her husband drinks, beats and walks, but she’s such a true woman, she gives love, inspires and doesn’t demand anything. If I had demanded it at least once, you’d see that something would have changed in life. Maybe there would be fewer black eyes. “A girl is born already perfect, and her most important task is to maintain her purity.” Great, as my beloved Crow said. Very similar to “just be.” “A woman’s feelings are 6 times stronger than a man’s. A woman’s mind is 9 times stronger than a man’s” - all this allegedly with reference to the Vedas. It’s interesting that the ancient sages had nothing better to do than measure feelings and minds? This nonsense is not in the Vedas, and cannot be. Why modern singers of true femininity are so unsuccessful in measuring their pussies with men is not clear. Apparently, “out of penis envy.” According to Uncle Freud)) Oh, there is also an explanation. Deeply scientific. “A man doesn’t need such power of emotions - then when hunting he can make a fatal mistake due to excitement. Also, he doesn’t need such depth of intelligence - then he will doubt all the time.” Why does he even need a brain? After all, with a brain, the chance of making a fatal mistake on a hunt is much higher than without it. “Women, by their very nature, are much closer to God than men - because they are woven from service.” Well, of course, being a woman means being a servant. Who's the master? A man, of course. Although he is an emotionally flattened fool (as follows from the previous thesis), the master is the master. And you, woman, to the leg. Lie at his feet and be closer to God. “A woman knows how to dissolve in a man, in an environment, in a situation.” Honestly, I’m already starting to get a little pissed off from a true woman)) “A woman always remembers the context. Not only where we went, what the weather was like and what clothes we were wearing. She remembers what happened the day before, with whom and on what topics they communicated, what was on her mind, what happened after the date, etc.” Apparently, a true woman is such a creepy symbiosis of a cyborg and Sherlock Holmes. A man’s view: “Femininity is unconditional respect for every man you meet. The ability to laugh heartily and beautifully. Give any environment a state of coziness and comfort. The ability to constantly be in a state of love. Start each day in the same state and mood as before your first date. Organic mystery." After reading this list, I realized that if I met a true woman, I would run from her, my heels sparkling, from her constant state of love against the backdrop of beautiful laughter, from her eternal mood as before a first date, coupled with organic mystery. “A woman is a useless piece of skin.” , wrapped around the vagina. The only thing that can be really interesting about a woman is whether she spits or swallows.” Thus, a true woman is one who/