From the author: Every joke (even backed up by statistics) has its share of a joke. Women are divided into two categories. I will talk about those who want to get married. (As opposed to others who have already gotten married and now their main task is to learn to live with these men). Those who want to get married understand that for this they need to go on a first date at least once. But not every one of them will go on a second date, because men, due to their limitations, do not understand that in order to continue dating, the first meeting must amaze the young lady. Men, due to their projective thinking, prepare for a date based on their requirements for a date. And the survey showed that men have no special requirements for dating. They say, if only the young lady1. “was natural” (“was herself”); 2. “modest.” These men come on dates naturally (by themselves) and modestly, but the young ladies turn up their noses and do not want to continue the acquaintance any further, because women’s requirements for an ideal date are not at all as natural and modest as those of men. Who do young ladies dream of meeting? What should men do to increase their chances of continuing to meet the young lady they like? “A woman does not seek the best. She solves her problem: it is important for her that the male is exceptional. It doesn’t matter whether he is a loser or a success, in a Mercedes or in rags. The main thing is that a woman is attracted to a man who is outside the norm. Any system outside the norm produces greater polymorphism in genetic offspring. This is an intuitive biological decision that comes from the monkey's tail. Oh God! Males should also have a low voice: in women, the reproductive centers are more connected with the center through which the auditory pathways pass.” Lukyanova N., I call you a monkey. An attempt by the female brain to understand Professor Savelyev (interview with Professor Savelyev Sergei Vyacheslavovich), Russian Reporter magazine 2010, No. 6, p. 52. Based on our modest statistics from surveys of young ladies of marriageable age, we have drawn up the following list of ideal first date programs for young ladies. Brushing aside completely vague wishes (“I should like him” and “I don’t have a single scenario”), we can express a woman’s longing for male attention in the following form: 1. Start of the date: a) A bouquet of flowers (this is the leading position in terms of answers among those surveyed. Many young ladies like the sight of a fan with flowers); b) A small surprise (chocolate). 2. A man’s behavior: *a) A man must be kind, honest, sincere, polite, attentive, intelligent, proactive, with a sense of humor; b) A man must speak words of approval (from compliments to flattery) and show with all his might that he is more beautiful ( better) he has never met a young lady; c) Men are advised to refrain from vulgarities in conversation; d) Women like it if a man is interested in something and listens to the young lady’s answer.3. Activities on a date: a) It’s useful to invite a young lady to a cafe-restaurant and treat her to something; b) It’s nice if a man invites her to “take a walk in beautiful places”; c) Young ladies will like it if a man paints her portrait on a date; d) And so or - play the violin; e) A man can not only ask the young lady (see paragraph 2d), but also talk about himself. For example, talk about YOUR articles in academic journals; f) An invitation to the theater will be received favorably by young ladies; g) A man needs to “create a relaxed atmosphere”; h) Some young ladies will be delighted if they are given a ride on horses; i) Others will be delighted by paragliding; j) Still others will be interested in “renting a boat on the Neva” (at this point it is clear that the young ladies were interviewed in St. Petersburg); k) The most unpretentious ones will be satisfied with “a nice conversation in a decent place”; m) And the most demanding (there are also such answers) liked it some kind of gift bought without leaving the meeting place; n) The most desperate ones expect “improvisation” from a man.4. End of the date: a) Men are obliged to take the young lady home; b) As a last resort, send her home by taxi; c) After the meeting, send an SMS with poetic content (“everything was great”).*.